Red Neck Pick Up Lines....

[dimajio]

1) Did you fart?
cuz you blew me away.

2) Are yer parents retarded?
cuz ya sure are special.

3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea.
I can't hold it in.

4) Do you have a library card?
cuz I'd like to sign you out.

5) Is there a mirror in yer pants?
cuz I can see myself in em.

6) If you was a tree & I was a Squirrel, I'd store my nuts in yer hole.

7) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a light switch away.

8) Man - "Fat Penguin!"
Woman - "WHAT?"
Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice"

9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.

10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him?
I think he went inta this cheap motel room.

11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon.


and.... the best for last!

13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nuts tighten up.




Feel free to add to this...

[Supa Mang]

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[phatmike13]

You forgot, "Hey sis come here!"

[crazymofo]

Well, aren’t you hotter than a mama cougar in heat running from my hunting dogs in August?

Hey babe, nice legs....what time do they open?

I may not be the best looking here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

Are you wearing space pants, 'cause your butt is out of this world!

Am I cute, or do you need another drink?