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PostPosted: Tue Sep 16, 2008 7:14 pm    Post subject: Woman Kicked Out of New Zealand For Being Too Fat Reply with quote
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They were planning to start a new life in a new country but Rowan Trezise, age 33, has been told by the government of New Zealand that she and her husband may have to look elsewhere for a place to live, because she is too fat to be allowed into the country.

Although both husband and wife were too fat for admittance when they first applied Mr. Trezise, a submarine cable specialist who was once a member of the British Army, has managed to shed two inches from his waistline thereby meeting the standards set for a work visa.

Mrs. Trezise however has not met the goal set for her and is therefore barred.


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PostPosted: Tue Sep 16, 2008 7:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Damn I knew NZ customs was tough, but sheeesh.
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 16, 2008 9:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
The chicks in NZ must be hot. Do they export all the fattys too?
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 16, 2008 9:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
My wife thinks that people in San Antonio are fat... they are and you know why? Diet for tacos and burritos.
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 16, 2008 10:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Americans are bigger. 'Cause we're better.

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 16, 2008 11:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Man that's weird. haven't heard that before.

Along the same lines though, this chick got kicked out of a Christchurch casino a while back cuz her boobs were too big!! Shocked
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 16, 2008 11:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
They don't want her to breathe on people.

Fat is contagious.

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 17, 2008 8:11 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
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They don't want her to breathe on people.

Fat is contagious.

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 17, 2008 8:41 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
ha ha ha ha
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 17, 2008 9:16 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
LukeF wrote:
Man that's weird. haven't heard that before.

Along the same lines though, this chick got kicked out of a Christchurch casino a while back cuz her boobs were too big!! Shocked


So as if that wasn't bad enough--to be embarrassed that one night--she and her bigguns ares now pasted on the Internet with the whole embarrassing story!
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 17, 2008 1:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
*laughs* Maybe I will just get ahold of the NZ government and have them ship all the fatties to my house.
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 17, 2008 5:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
HA HA HA

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