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PostPosted: Fri Sep 26, 2008 8:39 pm    Post subject: Presidential debate #1 Reply with quote
In case you missed it, here are highlights:

1) Both McCain and Obama revealed they have bracelets.
2) Both gave more lip service to veterans than I thought was humanly possible.
3) The terms "Wall Street" and "Main Street" were uttered over 9000 times each.

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 29, 2008 6:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
McCains notes


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PostPosted: Mon Sep 29, 2008 6:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Obama’s Notes

What state am I in?

Try giving him a “high five”, should be good for a laugh - whining crippled bastard can’t lift his arms after that spa treatment he got at the Hanoi Hilton.

Don’t call him “whitey” it makes it sound like you attend some hateful, racist black church.

Canada has a prime minister, not a president.

Man, I can see all our fallen heroes out there - I gotta lay of the sauce.

Remember, there are only 50 states - not 57.

When you said “Great Depression” you were talking about the way you felt when he ran that ad reminding people that your economic advisors worked for Fannie Mae.

Why does Joe Biden keep trying to copy my notes???

If he brings up that “war hero” crap, tell everyone how your uncle, serving in the American Army, liberated Auschwitz. Man, that Harvard education really pays dividends.

We need more troops in Afghanistan “so that we’re not just air-raiding villages and killing civilians”.

If McCain tries to imply that I’m muslim, remind everyone that this is not a Christian nation and that only bitter people cling to religion.

Only use the “n” word backstage! And only when talking to Jesse Jackson.

Look around before using the words “cracker” or “white trash”, you know how sensitive the base can be.

If you feel one of your incoherent stammering attacks coming on, nod to Jim Lehrer, he’ll cover our ass, he’s one of us.

Don’t giggle when you mention that Iran, North Korea and Venezuela are “little countries that can’t possibly pose a threat”.

If you get stumped by a question, remind everyone that you were a community organizer like Jesus, only smarter, and that people will say of your candidacy that this was the time when the oceans stopped rising.

Tell everyone that you can solve the mortgage crisis by pardoning Tony Rezco and having him buy half of their house just like he did for me.

Remember, if things look bad, you can always fall back on that old Democrat standby and offer to buy the suckers vote with other peoples money.

Talk about how you opposed the Iraq war as much as possible. DO NOT make any mention of how you had no alternative plan to deal with Saddam. Talk about how you’ll get Osama bin Laden because al Qaeda would never find someone else to direct their organization.

Ha! I can type my notes - unlike that cripple who can’t even use a keyboard. Mention how he doesn’t use a computer or email!!!

Man, Michelle is gonna be so proud of me!!!


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PostPosted: Tue Sep 30, 2008 7:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
I can sum it up




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PostPosted: Tue Sep 30, 2008 8:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
i could read the had written one, because it pulls you in being a "real" note...the other being typed i lost interest fast... Confused
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